Welcome to the page of the UK Klingons...
Incoming Transmission from Ambassador Klag:
Stardate 22112012.6
Brothers and sisters, here are the second group of photos to let you see the progress of the command chair. Hopefully it will be completed ready for the new year. Also I have several moulds of klingon badges, buckles etc and Kehlan was generous enough to give me some plastic moulding medium. If you need any bits let me know and I will if I can mould them for you - all I ask is that you pay P&P (a small donation to the charity would also be appreciated) You can contact me through starbase 24. Qapla'.
Stardate: 13112012.2
Stardate: 14082012.03
My Brothers and Sisters. Klingons UK will be a group dedicated to all Klingon costumers residing in the UK. It would be a forum for information relating to anything Klingon from costume ideas to gatherings/ conventions or just a plain old chat on the forum here on star base 24. If you are not yet a costumer and are thinking about it this would be the ideal starting point for information on head pieces costume making and accessories.
It is also to be used to patronise the Macmillan Cancer Support charity, where possible we will be involved in collecting latinum and promoting this most worthy cause alongside our Terran brothers and sisters on star base 24.
Our first away mission is to try for the Guinness book of records for the most people dressed as Klingons gathered together in one place. At the moment this is in the early planning stages but if we can pull this off it will be a glorious event that will be worthy of story and song. So keep your hailing frequencies open.
Kehlan sutai Inigan is, as we speak, producing a most illustrious badge for the group which will be available for sale to all my brothers and sisters who wish for one. all profits will go to our chosen Charity.
Ambassador Klag diplomatic attaché to Star Base 24
Unkle Ke'reth's Agony Booth
"Then war has broken out... whether you know it or not. A long, grueling, intoxicating war!" – General Martok on Marriage.
Ambassador Ke’reth epetai Makura of the Klingon Empire, who has been writing his exclusive advice column for the Frontera Times for some time now, has kindly agreed to to allow his work to be reprinted here.
In this, his first column, Ke’reth has chosen to focus on Klingon mating rituals. He says that Klingon warriors, indeed any male hoping to woo a Klingon female, should be fully aware of the traditions involved.
One such tradition is the laying of a dead targ across the intended’s door. This is designed to show the female that the warrior is capable of providing for her and any future family they may have. After the recent fiasco on Starbase 24, Ke’reth is quick to remind his readers that said targ should actually be dead.
The ambassador also states that he looks forward to receiving questions from the lovelorn populace of Starbase 24 and Frontera and to providing sound Klingon advice to solve their problems.
Dear Unkle Ke'reth....
My name is Mohg, and I'm one of only three Ferengi currently training to be a Starfleet Officers at the wonderful institution that is the Starfleet Academy. I'm in my second year, and my Grades are excellent I'm Learning SO much. Earth is very Beautiful, and for the most part a lot dryer than I'm used to. .
Here's my problem. Due to my Ferengi ears, I'm hearing a lot of Anti-Ferengi remarks from some of the Hoo-mon Upperclassmen. How do I convince them that I'm not going to sell their beds out from under them?
Dear Mohg, In my experience most Starfleet Officers are tolerant to the point of nausea. But Humans used to be just like you Ferengi. (Check your Earth History books.) Some of them Humans of old would steal the Gold from your teeth, while you slept. Perhaps they see in you, something of their own untrustworthy past. (Humans back then, many of them - They'd have stolen the shine off a new blade.) Taken from a Klingon Proverb "A crooked man would steel the shine off a new blade."
Humans used to have more than enough wars among themselves to keep any Klingons happy. If it wasn't who you prayed to, or what you looked like, it was a good old fashioned land Grab. They even fought over Oil. (Back in the days, before such nasty substances could be cheaply and synthetically Produced.)
So they're not Perfect. Few people are. . . But what you've got to understand is that you're a Pioneer. Doing what only a small number of Ferengi have ever done. You're future profit is in Knowledge, and "Knowledge is Power" In the future you'll be wearing a Uniform that brings respect from almost everyone in the Federation.
So fingers in your ears, (But not too much Oo-mox) It's time to get your head down, and work hard. Because the future is there for the taking. . .
From your own Rules of Acquisition. No. 62 I believe. "The riskier the road, the greater the profit."
- Ke'reth, the Klingon who cares. . .
In this, his first column, Ke’reth has chosen to focus on Klingon mating rituals. He says that Klingon warriors, indeed any male hoping to woo a Klingon female, should be fully aware of the traditions involved. One such tradition is the laying of a dead targ across the intended’s door. This is designed to show the female that the warrior is capable of providing for her and any future family they may have. After the recent fiasco on Starbase 24, Ke’reth is quick to remind his readers that said targ should actually be dead.
The ambassador also states that he looks forward to receiving questions from the lovelorn populace of Starbase 24 and Frontera and to providing sound Klingon advice to solve their problems.